Spull skoons: They're made from vintage silver by Tom Sale, aka Pinky Diablo, and are available in both tea- and table-skoon sizes. Of course, the numerous holes limit their utility as soup spoons, but they look pretty rad stirrers.
step one: get that skull vodka that dan akroyd markets. step two: drink it (over time), step three: bust a wine glass and super glue the bottom to the empty skull bottle. step four: get the candlewick and oil together and assemble.