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If you can’t say anything nice…

Mom always told me if you cant say anything nice, then dont say anything at all. And some people wonder why Im so quiet around them.Via someecards

Exactly. #intjfemale I don't fake liking people. I can be a grown ass adult tho and be nice when I need to be

I'm not shy. I' m not shy. I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to. yup I'm not shy I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to Most of you aren 't (lloll" yup

And when you come to a fork in the road, well, take it. Because, hey, free fork.


Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

I love it. Meddling people are THE WORST. It's one thing to tell me your business and I respond. It's another for you to go way out of your way to constantly be in my business. That drives me absolutely insane. Not as much as liars and gossipers but close.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.


"I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people would manage their fucking stupidity. I don't have an anger management problem!

Mother fuckers.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

haha @Vanessa Gregory this is pretty much your description of me, except, everyday.

"Outta the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today. mallorca I think your Tron-pants would be equivalent to sassy pants.

Have a nice day...

Bahaha everyday at work! Change to read 'I have to remember that the .

lol Karma and I are BFF's bc any time she's a B to me, I learn my lesson. I think she appreciates that cuz she certainly is swift with those who have wronged me.

Couldn't resist sharing! Karma's just sharpening her nails & finishing her drink. She says she'll be with you shortly!

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I always remind my husband that we have only lived in the house for 10 years. Funny, I thought it was just my husband. Turns out maybe he isn't that unique.

me. Abby if you are reading this you know exactly what instance I'm referring to, also hi

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

It's for your own safety...


I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety.