Haha!

Why yes, I do set the smoke alarm off at least 5 times every time I cook dinner.

La paciencia. ...

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Guilty as charged.

wait did i pin this already? I do this all the time and then I have to go back and delete the duplicate:)

I could have used this sign earlier

If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

Is that left over WHINE because the wine is gone?

The other day someone was telling me that they make ice cubes out of left over wine. I was confused. What's left over wine?

I do this! - funny quotes

My husband asks me all the time why I am running the dryer again.

Even reading this, it doesn't click. I might be getting old.

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

Is there even a doubt?

I must learn to like wine. I want to be "classy" while being "shitfaced".

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