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Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

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Successful parenting is finding Metallica on your child's iPod.

esp since you keep pawning her off and taking things away from her for your own selfish reasons. It's HER TURN to live. not yours. not yours anymore.

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

I'm laughing way too hard at this...

Pretty much~fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. My favorite word!

Seriously, how do they come up with these?  This one made me laugh out loud too!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug.

Hahaha!

Dad cooks a deer and doesn't tell the kids what it is. He gives one clue. It's what your mother calls me. The boy yells, it's a fucking dick, don't eat it!

Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends.. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job!

Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job! Not in my current job, but I know what they're talking about.

The cops are out to get you? I bet your life choices didn't warrant that at all either, huh?

Free, Encouragement Ecard: The cops are out to get you? I bet your life choices didn't warrant that at all either, huh?

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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday. Boooooo to the work week!

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper 'No one gives a f**k'.

I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

Multiple baby daddies?? Call em like I see em

Ok - I literally laughed out loud at this one! Oh my goodness! So sad that some are so proud of this quality.

YES.  This was my work meeting today . . . torture chamber of, "Ok I'm gonna leave you with one last thing . . . in 1978 . . "  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny pictures about You said long story short. Oh, and cool pics about You said long story short. Also, You said long story short.

I would NEVER do such a thing . . . ;o)

I would NEVER do such a thing . . . ;o)

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