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Der kleine Junge fragt die Mutter: "Mama, warum heiße ich Kolibri?" Die Mutter: "Weil wir nicht wissen, ob Du vom Kohlenhändler, vom Lichtmann oder vom Briefträger bist!"
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Der kleine Junge fragt die Mutter: "Mama, warum heiße ich Kolibri?" Die Mutter: "Weil wir nicht wissen, ob Du vom Kohlenhändler, vom Lichtmann oder vom Briefträger bist!"

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Der kleine Junge fragt die Mutter: "Mama, warum heiße ich Kolibri?" Die Mutter: "Weil wir nicht wissen, ob Du vom Kohlenhändler, vom Lichtmann oder vom Briefträger bist!"

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Cool story idea<<<Sad one though. Imagine France with Joan of arc.

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An immortal with pictures of all his or her loved ones he or she outlived on a wall>>>>>im gonna cry omg this makes me think of Magnus Bane

That is heartbreaking. unless of course she killed them all, and that's the real reason why she outlived them. That's a plot twist!

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Square Mothers Day or birthday card with the wording, Mother. Thanks for having a high melting point, for being a little bit radioactive when required, and for being bright, shiny, and quite stable (most of the time). A fun science-inspired card, great for Mothers Day. Details: The 148mm (5.8) square greetings card is printed on high-quality, white specialist card by an environmentally-friendly printer and is packaged in a cellophane sleeve with a purple square envelope. The inside is blank ...
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Square Mothers Day or birthday card with the wording, Mother. Thanks for having a high melting point, for being a little bit radioactive when required, and for being bright, shiny, and quite stable (most of the time). A fun science-inspired card, great for Mothers Day. Details: The 148mm (5.8) square greetings card is printed on high-quality, white specialist card by an environmentally-friendly printer and is packaged in a cellophane sleeve with a purple square envelope. The inside is blank ...

Square Mothers Day or birthday card with the wording, Mother. Thanks for having a high melting point, for being a little bit radioactive when required, and for being bright, shiny, and quite stable (most of the time). A fun science-inspired card, great for Mothers Day.  Details: The 148mm (5.8) square greetings card is printed on high-quality, white specialist card by an environmentally-friendly printer and is packaged in a cellophane sleeve with a purple square envelope. The inside is blank…
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My mom is the most beautiful thing that I have in my life. I am happy to share some cute and amazing collected pictures that shows lovely how daughters often look to their mothers for cues on how to act in certain positions and how to dress.

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Do you remember when I learned how to ride a bike in Stockton. You let Jerry, the girl next door teach me how to ride a BIG bike. You always believed I could accomplish anything. Thanks Mom

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Some things in this world are universal, like every mum being right when she tells her child to take a jacket.
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This is how i got a lava lamp XD

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Some things in this world are universal, like every mum being right when she tells her child to take a jacket.
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Die Mutter aller Flaggen! | Lustige Bilder, Sprüche, Witze, echt lustig
Die Mutter aller Flaggen! | Lustige Bilder, Sprüche, Witze, echt lustig

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The last one tho. I kind of eish that happened. Because I'm lazy and I'm don't want to carry anything. But my mom does not care, you strong? You carry.

Everytime a teacher asked for "strong boys" I still raised my hand. I've also been chosen to show a proper push up to my classmates in middle school.<<<congratulations i can do like pushups

Respect laziness Shikamaru from Naruto (I may not know who that is, but I agree with his logic)

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her. Yes, well said Shikamaru!

And then along came Sleipnir...omg this made me laugh pretty hard hahahaha.

And they lived happily ever after...

And then along came Sleipnir. Nick Fury's bedtime stories need work. <<<-- Well, actually the horse f*cked Loki. And then Loki gave birth to the little horse.

Die Mutter sieht's locker :)  Lustige Sprüche #Humor #Sprüche #schwul #homosexuell #Kaiserschnitt #Jodel #lustigeBilder #lustig

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