Unattended children

Awesome sign in front of coffee shop. Unattended children will be given Espresso And a Free Kitten - funny sign - Cat memes - kitty cat humor funny joke gato chat captions feline laugh photo

Happy Trees!

They're happy birds that live in happy trees! I love Bob Ross aka the happy painter

Shopping With Your Husband thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Wooden sign: "Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden!" haha :) So True

This is the modern day Little Black Book. At least 80% of the names in there would be JUST Justin's brother, Ryan.

Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

My future child? Pfftt I hated when adults did that. Why are you touching my face??

Mafia baby wants her brought to him alive so that he could retrieve that little nose of his.

you know you're a Texan when...

You've Been Warned…

Farm: "Do not cross this pasture unless you can do it in 9 seconds, because the bull can do it in

I'm just sayin...

I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but.I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

shit never works


Kraft has been making mac & cheese for how long now? Since 1937 (yep, I just Wikipedia'd it). that's plenty of time for them to invent a true easy-open box. You sit on a throne of lies!

This is what my life was composed of. My dad acting on protection and my mom on beauty. Who knew they go hand in hand?

Lesson in Womanhood: "You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.

Don't think I could get away with this in my 8th grade classroom, but it's hilarious!

Teacher humor -Dear Students, I know when you're texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Your Teacher.

Gonna have to put some traps out:) lol

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

I LOLed.

Love language humor (soy translates to, "I am.") But wouldn't milk introduce itself as "Soy leche" in Spanish? Oh, well the joke is still funny!

One of my favorites! I use it all the time when the high schoolers are whining about their petty, rediculous high school problems.

Sometimes in life you just have to put your big girl panties. I could sew these for a white elephant gift.


Financial Peace

Me all the time. It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about all the clever shit you could ahve said

Oops! 'tits now' wrapping paper

Let it snow wrapping paper fail — hilarious short jokes - jokes/


Keep Calm -seriously, in this house?who broke into my home?