“To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them.
The Humane Society of the United States - Farm Animal Protection Campaign. This rescued tortoise was in need of some love. He made pals with these (rescued) dogs, and now they are one big happy, multi-species, family! Animals are awesome!