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I hate when that happens

Happens all the time. "I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.

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I'm glad you're learning to laugh at yourself. That was getting awkward for the rest of us.

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True story

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called pound sign. And we played TIC-TAC-TOE on that shit.

Where Will You Be When Love Strikes

People say love is the best feeling, but finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better

Yep

My Four Moods . too old, too tired, too sober, and I don't have time for this shit! Deal with it. Ha Ha Ha, too funny

How's work?

Why do people ask, "How was work?work is work. I'd rather be drunk on a yacht being hand fed grapes by naked underwear models, but here I am.

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Kids today don't know how easy they have it. I had to walk 9 feet through the shag carpet to change the TV channel.

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teesn dont know how good they have it with lyrics sites. we used to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us. Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken – 20 Pics

Nope

It's true. You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how." because there's a chance she did not find it funny.