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I hate when that happens

Happens all the time. "I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.

I'm glad you're learning to laugh at yourself. That was getting awkward for the rest of us.

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True story

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called pound sign. And we played TIC-TAC-TOE on that shit.

Where Will You Be When Love Strikes

People say love is the best feeling, but finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better


My Four Moods . too old, too tired, too sober, and I don't have time for this shit! Deal with it. Ha Ha Ha, too funny

How's work?

Why do people ask, "How was work?work is work. I'd rather be drunk on a yacht being hand fed grapes by naked underwear models, but here I am.


Kids today don't know how easy they have it. I had to walk 9 feet through the shag carpet to change the TV channel.


teesn dont know how good they have it with lyrics sites. we used to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us. Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken – 20 Pics


It's true. You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how." because there's a chance she did not find it funny.