"Dude, I just broke up with taylor swift and I stole her scarf so she would write a song about it and then my scarf will be FAMOUS!Because taylor swift obviously sings songs about scarves. What has happened to the music industry?
How To Avoid Awkward Silences. Keep a pocket of confetti, throw it in the air, and while they are distracted, punch them in the face and run away. i will do the first part but i will not punch them in the face