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Funniest New Years E-cards

Funny New Year's Ecard: Let's never speak of 2012 again.

Not pole dancing, but regular dancing. This totally happened last weekend lol.

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

Relationship, please

I know a couple people that do this. They have to be trying to convince themselves because they are not fooling anyone else.

Your Heart is an idiot.

Medically speaking, your heart is a complete idiot. Smart heart gets it. Smart heart knows how to beat.

It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014.

Funny New Years Ecard: It may be the antidepressants talking, but Im feeling somewhat optimistic about

The government IS NOT your babies daddy!! So get a real job and take care of your kids... have you ever heard of birth control or maybe keeping your legs together for once. I'm tired of my tax money paying for your mistakes

Haha, so true! Even if Babies should be Baby's, still true and funny!

So VERY VERY True!

I have this super power. I knew I was a super hero. " Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

I'm a female, white, AND listen to rap music. Damn, I'm a bad bitch.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

bahaha

Be scared. I am currently unsupervised. I know, it freaks me out too. But the possibilities are endless. Funny saying / joke / humor / ecards

Sounds perfect! Throw in full benefits and $100k a year & I'll work over-time!

Perfect Job: Diet Coke AND coffee! With little to NO interaction with people and I don't actually have to work.

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Here is a funny for short ppl

Short People: God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others! Finally I get why I am short

So glad he hates you now as much as I do MANdy Dennis Smith of Buchanan Va! Quit fucking other women's husbands....go home to yours, remember him...Richard Brian Smith?! What does he think of you screwing married men?! Hope he finds out!!

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

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See, I'm not a grammar Nazi. I just feel bad that people weren't as gifted with spelling as I am.

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