The lawnmower one isn't funny. That happened to a good friend of mine when she was a little girl, and she's lived with prosthetic legs since then. So don't laugh at that, please because she is such a happy energetic girl that it would break my heart.
That's rude cause everyone has been a kid. Kids aren't monsters, they just go through their phases. It bothers me how people think kids are "annoying" in reality they are just little bundles of joy who need love. kids are just kids!