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So things DO rhyme with orange, purple, circle and silver Ooohhhh My English Teacher has explaining to do!

Nonono it should be "I'm grandad"

Nonono it should be "I'm grandad"<<< No because if you look at the words, she said honey which is generally not a term used to refer to your father

Writer problems (except for me it'd be when someone opens my laptop to a page about ancient or fictional weapons)

"It's because I'm a writer," I say as I bookmark the page on natural poisons and the page on how quickly one would die when stabbed. <----- "I am a writer" I say as I search the internet for how to get away with kidnapping

Ladies and gentleman...the difference between and N and an S.

I can see this joke applying to classic Holmes and Watson as well as BBC Sherlock and John.

I made this actually just for them, meet the new princess Tia (Te-Ah)

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Holy son of a motherless goat that if fricken hilarious!!! XD XD XD :,D Im crying!!

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Holy son of a motherless goat that if fricken hilarious! XD XD XD :,D Im crying!<<"Holy son of a motherless goat"

I will forever support Pluto no matter what. It was a planet in preschool, it is therefore still a planet today.

Pluto is ohana. Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.

Although that's a myth it actually keeps the heat sealed in and makes it burn even worse

Dad: "What's for dinner?" Mother: *smothering child's arm in butter* Dad: "So we're cannibals now. That's nice." *slowly backs away*

I like how this person was just casually reading through Harrison Ford's Wikipedia. Wouldn't you have to go pretty deep into it to find a specific story like that?

Han Solo or Indiana Jones, or whichever character you choose, Harrison Ford comes to the rescue!

My mom often tells me stories about her students. They sound something like that.

My dad is a sport teacher, he is telling me stories: how lame and clamsy are kids nowadays.

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