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'Cuz God don't like ugly!

I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God, who is sending a love letter to this world.

#quote...never wanna get up

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

Mmm peanut butter ❤️

Especially when it's stuffed inside chocolate and placed into an orange wrapper with it's twin.


my darling, It has become the joy of my life! I learned to master it when I learned how to survive while rebuilding my life post your destruction. The better I am, the worse you appear to others.

Not really, but this is funny!

Instead of cleaning the house, I just turn off the lights.good idea, must try.