Dialogue prompt (I looked over at her as she finished putting on the deep red lipstick. "Well, what else do you expect? I always need to look great, even if it is only dead people who get to admire me.
"First you poison me with a brownie, now the antidote is in the snickerdoodles, what is it with you people and baked goods?" "Well, we used to use bottles with skull and cross bone stickers, but people never drank out of them when we asked them"
"You know, I worked really hard to make this dinner and you're just gonna throw it out?" "I'm not 'just gonna throw it out', I'm going to save this kind family from food poisoning." << IMAGINE YOUR OTP
READ 12 Reasons Why You are Good Enough to Write a Book. Everyone tells my husband that he should write a book! Even though I have a journalism background, he is a much better writer than I. My funny honey is very witty!
Wow this is a bit intense but would definitely want to write a few of these