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It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.'

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: It takes about seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.

Manda, Lou and Dano.....Ain't that the truth. Ha HA! Thinking I can get some work done, and then get sidetrack by a lot of interesting pins.

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Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Communication is a skill to be learned  www.Heal.Energy

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

I give three

fact Gotta do what you gotta do. bahahaha yes! Random collection of funny photos from around the world Pics) — Bajiroo.

If I'm just being honest for a moment in certain situations, this is what I want to say.

Lol, the people I think about this way are blocked on my newsfeed. I no longer have to check since i don't see their drama

Hahahaha!!! This is so true! Got to keep my inner fat girl fed;)

HANGRY: a state of anger caused by lack of food; hunger causing a negative change in emotional state. Translation: Feed me or I'LL CUT YOU! It is the truth! But you won't go hangry with our portions

So annoying how she always puts on chapstick. It's only because she kisses ass so hard that she needs the chapstick!

Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick - QUOTES and STORIES

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