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That Awkward Moment

That awkward moment when you are not sure if you have free time or you're just forgetting everything! Oh, my goodness, this is my life. So true!

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Yup!

Pretty much my life story. Long hair in the summer means messy buns everyday!

TRUE! Hate the feeling of being at home regretting not buying something special.

Not exactly true. There are things that haunt me more. But there are things I didn't buy that do haunt me. Usually things I didn't buy at a yard sale.

I'm learning to make all appointments for the afternoon. I'm just kidding myself if I think I can wake up.

Most nighs I am confident I'll get up in the morning to work out. Most mornings I think it's a better idea to work out at night.

pretty much...

"I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.so me.

Quote: If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don't fully comprehend how Casual Friday actually works.

oh my gosh. probably truer then i should be willing to admit. :)

This is me. I feel guilty about it so I water our grass. I'm cleaning out my car in case anyone needs 27 half empty bottles of water

Baha, I think this every time!

One thing I love about shaving is feeling the part of my leg with hair and then the part that has already been shaved cause its fun to feel the difference.

Haaaaa

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

Saying you'll wake up - LaughingText

"Oh I'll wake up and wash/blow dry/straighten my hair" . "I'll wake up early to shave my legs" . "If I go to bed now, I'll wake up early to finish this homework" . Alarm goes off: "Oh well, maybe I'll wake up early tomorrow to do it"

You mean, now?? Because for some reason, everything is funny at the moment! ♊️

I call that "slaphappy." You get so tired, that you are to the point of being dazed and goofy and weird, all at the same time.

so true. ... damn black hole. ..

Heading into Target. See you in about a hundrend fifty bucks.

yes there should!

refund on calories for things that didn't taste as good as you expected!

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