“My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans.” -A Series of Unfortunate Events
Are You Worth Kidnapping? – A Flowchart By Lemony Snicket
Are You Worth Kidnapping? – A Flowchart By Lemony Snicket -- For more troubling questions related to mysterious abductions check out “When Did You See Her Last?”, the second volume in Lemony Snicket’s bestselling series, All the Wrong Questions.