unless your name is ashton irwin, luke hemmings, calum hood, or michael clifford.

If you honestly believe this, good luck going to a large university where everyone is sweaty from running to and from class

currently in the cocoon phase. patiently awaiting the part where i emerge as a sexy man.

currently in the cocoon phase. patiently awaiting the part where i emerge as a sexy man. ≫ praying it works out for you pal

'Do I even have a sense of humour any more or do I just laugh at badly worded sentences.' Story of my life

'Do I even have a sense of humour any more or do I just laugh at badly worded sentences.

I...may have read the first line to the tune of "Royals"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away kids! So eat plenty of apples or else the doctor is gonna come out of your closets at night and poke you with their stethoscope!

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plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.

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Colorful Mexican Ponchos

Possibly the best use of a Doctor Who quote ever. <--- Definitely the best use and also the best Doctor Who quote ever in general.

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