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eCards - I wonder if the lady in the line at Wal-Mart with the food stamps upgraded to the iPhone 5 yet?

Funny Confession Ecard: You were so cute until you mentioned you like Barack Obama.

Let's open a new store called Forever 39. We can sell wine and spanx.

Let's open a new store called Forever We can sell wine and spanx. Omg I'm closer to 39 than

That awkward moment when someone who voted for Obama is complaining they cant find a job

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: That awkward moment when someone who voted for Obama is complaining they cant find a job.

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eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

Lol!!! I can't!!!!!!

I fart. whisper in my panties? If you "whisper in your panties", you're in denial!

Just Kidding. LOL

Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

No amount of alcohol makes 'Red Solo Cup' tolerable to listen to.

No amount of alcohol makes "Red Solo Cup" tolerable to listen to! I have never seen such truth be spoken!

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves.

Mother fuckers.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

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Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

i think...i may be a little too excited for the release of #magicmike. BRING IT ON, #JOEMANGANIELLO.

Funny Confession Ecard: 'I want to see Magic Mike for the compelling storyline,' said no woman, ever.

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