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(How to unravel) The tie that binds

Don't take more than your share or the devil will get you.

"Be Good To Your Goblins!" ( vintage halloween / retro halloween / trick or treat / witch / bunny / butterfinger / baby ruth ) candy advertisement / ad / goblins

Drinking Wine

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

Funny and true

I despised his little dick games! Maybe it wouldn't have been that way if he had acted like a decent human being occasionally. Beat me during the day then have the audacity to expect sex at night?

...my driving is awesome...

Funny pictures about When people complain about my driving. Oh, and cool pics about When people complain about my driving. Also, When people complain about my driving.

Oh apps. You served your purpose for a bit.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel that they're panicked over who's getting cut from the team.

"I'm not saying she's a slut but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis" .

Nobody says it like Betty!

I love you, Betty White. My hero. I wanna be Betty White when I grow up Betty should be the ambassador for the Internet

We're gonna need you to stay over there in Crazy Town.

Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.


Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver - vintage retro funny quote - this is going on a wine glass haha