Baci - You promised that last year was the LAST year you'd dress me up like a douche-bag. Me - Were you good this week? Baci - meow - yes. Me - Then who put butt stains on the couch? Baci - My sister Twiggy. Me - LIAR! She's constipated....I KNOW it was you. Baci - (softly, while looking away) meeeow. Me - There ya go. Next year behave or I'm dressing you up like a pole dancer.