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I don't know why I find this so funny & laughed so hard hahhahaa

21 Dirty Jokes In Nickelodeon Cartoons That You Totally Missed As A Kid

21 Dirtiest Jokes In Nickelodeon Cartoons

Men- Its probably strange but I found this to be hilarious!


Funny Confession Ecard: My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, heating your dinner was not the right answer.

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Funny Friendship Ecard: Were best friends because everyone else fucking sucks. Arianna and I lolol

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Awww i'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?

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In 2055 retirement village residents play a game of 'Guess what the tattoo used to be'

Love my job but hate calling insurance companies!

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: What? THIRTY minute hold, 12 transfers, and you're telling me it doesn't even REQUIRE a prior authorization?

"You better run, you better dance"

I've swam in the ocean and never been attacked by a shark, however, I was walking in a field and was chased by a cow (there was no calf around either). Gee, thought sharks were aggressive and cows were docile.

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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

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Funny Seasonal Ecard: For Father's Day I'm going to make breakfast, take care of the kids and do all my husband's laundry, oh wait.