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I vampire-jesus-is-real ': i-wiII-be-a-knightl w”: 3,1 literallyallie when lwas in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going ”I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP" and no one ever believed him {éthatsthatflamingo sellinbees Football player has a +2 to perception and a -2 to charisma The only valid response g quill-of-thoth My AP English teacher once stopped class forfifteen minutes to hunt a wasp, but if she’d banned food I would have understood, based on what happened in our class sophomore year. Eclatterbane (#also the football player in my class had a +2 to sleeping in class #so there’s that #am i truly fishing for someone to ask about the keel aid story #yes probably) OK, I’ll bite, Please do tell, now I’m curious. - iFunny
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Óv' just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal. I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny. ª castiel-for-king Deactivated *Ieans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about gi *Ieans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst lª this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds" and Diogenes - iFunny
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My roommate saved bacon grease for 6 months in a mason jar i kept asking him what he was gonna use it for and he wouldnt tell me one day i come home from work and the whole apartment smelled like bacon i investigated and found three, very well made candles lit in the living room. he comes out of the bathroom and announces that i cant smell his shit because he made BACON CANDLES so we just smelled like bacon for months 1. i dont know how he made them, but they were for sure handmade by an amateur not store-bought so i know he did it 2. they smelled exactly like bacon. not burnt grease, not old food, just exactly like bacon. like fucking EXACTLY. it was nuts. 3. it did cover up bad smells in the apartment ENTIRELY. it also covered good smells. and neutral smells. there was no other scent in that apartment than bacon. i cant stress this enough, i could stick my face in my gym shoes BACON or i could take a big dump BACON or spray febreeze BACON open a window BACON it got to the point that outside air smelled funny. i later realized that it didnt smell weird outside, i - iFunny
My roommate saved bacon grease for 6 months in a mason jar i kept asking him what he was gonna use it for and he wouldnt tell me one day i come home from work and the whole apartment smelled like bacon i investigated and found three, very well made candles lit in the living room. he comes out of the bathroom and announces that i cant smell his shit because he made BACON CANDLES so we just smelled like bacon for months 1. i dont know how he made them, but they were for sure handmade by an amateur not store-bought so i know he did it 2. they smelled exactly like bacon. not burnt grease, not old food, just exactly like bacon. like fucking EXACTLY. it was nuts. 3. it did cover up bad smells in the apartment ENTIRELY. it also covered good smells. and neutral smells. there was no other scent in that apartment than bacon. i cant stress this enough, i could stick my face in my gym shoes BACON or i could take a big dump BACON or spray febreeze BACON open a window BACON it got to the point that outside air smelled funny. i later realized that it didnt smell weird outside, i - iFunny
R$ my favorite fining about the moomins is that their domestic cottagecore aesthetic is basicaHyjust a cover for the fact that they’re actually like 2 degrees of separatiºn from going MI feral at any one time and literally everyone knows it Ab hexglyphs nus vm: Jusr A BIT ortoumz ' FEIYING AND - iFunny
R$ my favorite fining about the moomins is that their domestic cottagecore aesthetic is basicaHyjust a cover for the fact that they’re actually like 2 degrees of separatiºn from going MI feral at any one time and literally everyone knows it Ab hexglyphs nus vm: Jusr A BIT ortoumz ' FEIYING AND - iFunny
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