Good jokes to tell
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Fish and Cat Story
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance. The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal." Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself,
Rey and Finn are trying to retrieve Luke Skywalker's light saber...
They sneak their way in to the armoury and discover over a hundred lightsabers piled up. They don't have much time as the guards could catch them any minute, and they have no idea which saber is the one they're looking for. Quickly, Rey grabbed one saber, tossed it away, another one, then... #LMFAO