Want to go to Pythons, honey?  I just like their wings...

A male version of Hooters…

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Quiet people have the loudest minds life quotes quotes quote life lessons life sayings stephen hawking quiet people

<3 all my halfway bitches!  :)

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people.

This would be a cool engagement picture!  Or even a save the date with you holding up a sign with the wedding date in the middle frame

Could be a cute idea for an engagement announcement or a save-the-date. Instead of the peace fingers, maybe a picture of save the date info


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I should be a registered sex offender. I should be a registered sex offender. I'm making this for Jack to wear LOL!

Seriously this morning in PE I said a quote (joeys line "could I BE wearing any more clothes...maybe if I wasn't going COMANDO!") and I said have u seen that episode of friends and they're like what's friends and I was like are u living under a rock?!?!?

I always feel like I'm asking people "Did you watch friends?" when they are looking at me funny after I repeat some funny quote or mannerism from the show!


You don’t need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely.

Not long til Christmas now (need to get my decorations in order!) But I really like this wall display Christmas tree - great if you have limited space, and very Scandinavian. #Christmas #christmastree #fairylights #Scandinavian #christmasdecorations #ornaments

DIY idea :: branch wall tree with lights + ornaments. A wall tree. What a nifty idea. It takes up no space.

cute little piglet eating ice cream! OMG! this is TOO CUTE!! ♥ #heartmelting ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

OMG a baby pig eating ice cream is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

Buddha Quote on Time

The trouble is, you think you have time - Buddha quote The biggest lie humans can believe is that we have all the time in the world. Life is so short and precious.

photography, san francisco photography - Golden Afternoon, 16x20 fine art metallic photograph

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king + queen crown salt and pepper shakers // perfect wedding gift

Crown Salt and Pepper Shakers in Gift Box - Cream/Black by Magenta Salt and pepper shakers - Gift box included - L x W x D