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Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. The devil decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing.  Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty." The devil, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back ... Humour, Canadian Humor, Sick Humor, Clean Funny Jokes, Wife Jokes, Funny Long Jokes, Funny Jokes To Tell, Trending Topic, Clean Jokes

The devil decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re happy. They tell him, “Well, we’re so sick of the cold where we’re from, and this place is nice and toasty.” The devil, annoyed, storms away and goes to...

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Ann Marie Ramroop
Laugh Out Loud Jokes, Rum And Coke, Bar Jokes, Usa Photography, Travel Photoshoot, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Work Jokes, Wife Jokes, Short Jokes

“What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke,” the guy protests. “Just take a bite of the apple,” says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up. “Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?” The bartender tells him, “Turn it around.” So...

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Tiffany Janzen- Pockett
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They pretend to have triple-digit IQs, glasses thicker than Velma’s from Scooby-Doo, and they love flaunting their stuff—bragging about their big brains, of course! They’re the obnoxious wannabe eggheads that make the internet insufferable with their Thesaurus vernacular and incessant desire to prove that their intellectual capacity for reasoning (i.e. ability to sound smarter) is bigger than yours or mine. Combined.

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monmongarita
Funny Signs, Humour, Funny Billboards, Alec Lightwood, Joke Of The Day, Funny As Hell, Twisted Humor, Instagram Bio, Dad Jokes

You’re going to encounter signs everywhere you go in this world. Driving down the highway, looking for the bathroom in a restaurant you’ve never dined at before, searching for a monument in a city you’re visiting for the first time and when visiting a shop just to find out they closed early for the day.

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Kelsey Dotson
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one Humour, Chicken Funny Humor, Funny Cartoons Humor, Farmer Jokes, Farm Jokes, Getting Older Humor, Farm Humor, Minion Memes, Sock Bunny

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Listen here, Gramps! This whole farm is mine now!” The old rooster says, “C’mon buddy? At least let me stick around with the old hens? We’ll...

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Derrick Nyabuto

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