Church jokes

The pastor stood before the congregation and said; "I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news." The congregation got quiet. "The bad news is: the church needs a new roof!" the pastor said. The congregation groaned...

One Sunday morning in February, the pastor slowly made his way to the rural church in the middle of a blizzard, arriving with just five minutes to spare. He walked in, turned on the lights and looked around. No one else was there. As he was about to turn everything off and go back home, an...

A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Karen. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, this distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to...

In this article we will enjoy this collection of funny Bible jokes. They range from funny, silly, and some are down right cheesy a.k.a dad jokes! Great for

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A guy is walking down the street and he sees his friend with a black eye. He asks him what happened. His friends says, "Well I was in church and..." The man interrupts "Church! How do you get hurt in church?" The friend continues, "Well, I was sitting behind this woman Angelina, and...

God created humor - enjoy these funny church sign sayings Somewhere in the Women of Faith archives is a blog post I did on these, probably 17 years ago! The selection back then was nowhere

The friendly usher at the country church greeted the elderly woman visitor at the door and helped her up the steps. “Where would you like to sit?” he asked politely. “The front row, please,” she answered.

A man is praying in church. He looks up to heaven and says "God, could you answer a question for me?" "Of course, my son," says God, "what would you like to know?" "God, what is a million years to you?" "Well," says God, "a million years to me is as a second." "Hmm," says the man. "I...

A young man was inspired to help out with his church's fundraiser. He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell. The following day the young man returned...