Church jokes

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

Joke about Turkeys not being allowed in the church.

A woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband falling asleep in church goes to the priest to ask for help.The priest says, “Look love, if he falls asleep again, poke him with this hat.. #funny, #joke, #humor

He asks him what happened.His friends says, “Well I was in church and…”The man interrupts “Church! How do you get hurt in church?” #funny, #joke, #humor

He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell. The following day the young man returned asking for more. The preacher gave him another 5 bibles. The...

“Listen God,” John said. ”I know I haven’t been perfect but I really need to win the lottery. I don’t have a lot of money. Please help me out.” He left the church, a week went by, and he hadn’t won the lottery, so he walked into a synagogue. ”Come on, God,” he said. ”I really need this...

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A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of AlaskaAfter a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. The priest said t... #funny #joke #story

A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermonAfter quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.The husband notices this and goes to poke he.. #funny, #joke, #humor