"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two."

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ADMIT IT:You were singing to this thinking of "Hakuna Matada" from the Lion King.

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looking forward to every weekend in Sept being a wedding weekend! WHOOP! I'm gunna dance my butt off!

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