I know people like this. So… Messy kitchen = great meals. Pet hair, furniture with scratch marks, and dog toys to trip over = cuddly bundles of love. Cluttered table tops = fun projects and handmade gifts for friends. Please don't judge my dust.
I stopped going to any of you guys family functions when I realized all y'all do is sit around and criticize people who you think are beneath you and that's when I realized you all probably did the same to me when I wasn't around.