You really shouldn't trust the stairs. They’re always up to something.
Car no do that. Car no fly.
"I'm gonna take a picture of you with wine so it looks like you drink hahahaha!"
You should try to use this comeback line the next time you have a fight with your girlfriend.
Well... Now yo do.
My feet and my car, dooh.
Not all flowers are the same. Some are way more badass than others.
I have more than 300 rolls of toilet paper.
You only hear what you want to hear.
Life is beautiful!
Meh. Her nose is too big :/
World's fastest mathematician in action.
It's a person whose work is overlooked and undervalued, until the shit hits the fan.
Mormon door to door preachers knowing everyone's home.
Because it's FOR BIDEN. FOR BIDEN, Carl!
Shut up and eat your toilet paper!