You're minding your own business, sipping coffee from your mug when suddenly - SQUIRREL ATTACK! Inside this tall porcelain mug there's a fierce squirrel head waiting to threaten you when your coffee falls below a certain level.
A seven-year-old girl left this note on her parents' computer desk. They are considering password-protecting the computer. I can laugh because this is not my child, but if it were, she'd find out what a nightmare life can really be!