Derek Stiles

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"I saw you in the street. Are you Annie?" "Ted, are you acting out the last scene of Sleepless in Seattle with little dolls?" "How long have you been out here? Just the last scene." -Ted and Robin, How I Met Your Mother

TV: How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother - why some women are hated I can totally relate. Do you know how annoying it is to have to eat all the time because you are hungry all the time. Most of my friends do hate me for this.

Well, I think it's funny! I personally adore my little one but this is a pretty witty comeback! lol

I went to a restaurant with the kids. The hostess said, "How cute. Are these your kids?" "Nope, I am a representative for Trojan. These are customer complaints.