It's a baby chipmunk! (I know the thing says baby palm squirrel, but I'm pretty sure it's a chipmunk! I mean, I just held a baby chipmunk yesterday so I'm pretty darn sure!
Person: Were are my nuts! Chipmunk: Don't look at me! I donna know! *a nut falls* Where did THAT come from! Chipmunk: *Points at random thing* Whats that! Chipmunk: *scampers away* Hehehe!